Why pick the lesser evil when you can hate both? This tee is for the true sports cynic—the one who despises both teams, their fans, their mascots, and everything they stand for. You’re not here for the game; you’re here for the missed calls, the epic collapses, and the collective suffering of everyone involved. Because honestly? They both suck. We just want to watch them lose.

Perfect for:

🏆 Watching a game just to see a ref screw up.

🥶 Sitting in the cold, hoping for overtime just to watch fans suffer.

🔥 Letting your friends know their team sucks without even mentioning their team.

Because at the end of the day… Everyone Sucks But Us.

ESBU “I Hope Both Teams Lose” Tee

ESBU “I Hope Both Teams Lose” Tee